I just keep hitting stupid and useless things to talk about, don’t I? But some of them are just too stupid and useless to be ignored, and so is this one: the GPS underwear. I am not talking about a James Bond movie or conspiracy theory flicks, this is real folks.

In case you know that you live with your head in the clouds and get lost going to buy bread, or you live a dangerous life and your job requires that you get kidnapped at least twice a week, this is the perfect gift for you. Also it can be a gift from jealous boyfriends or girlfriends for their mates.

Me, I don’t know. I can’t even express an opinion about this contraption.

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